It must bring great satisfaction to criticize for the purpose of bringing attention to yourself. The reason you haven't heard anything about me in the news in equal time is because 1. I possess an iQ of over 200 and the Bilderberg, Trilateral, and Asiatic Williamsburg Group have blacklisted me from the media. They are the ones who are scared of any number of super-intelligent people taking control of a country like America, and turning it into a true and sincere Utopia. These people who have trillions of dollars behind them have made slaves of everyone on this Planet. What all people should be doing now is unanimously supporting and recognizing me as the one true master of Freedom, Justice, and Liberty for all. You may think that this is not possible, but you are dead WRONG. Anything is possible when it has the highest possible elements of Good behind it, no matter what intelligent level the people are at. Like a famous Doctor Suess book said "Horton the elephant said, A Person is a Person no matter how small."
HRM Caesar St. Augustine de Buonaparte Emperor