It's Walmart on a Wednesday morning I stopped in for some decadent oatmeal snacks They used to be 99¢, now they're $1.47 That's the price you pay for inflation, Jack   I'm one of those smelly Walmart shoppers That Peter Strzok once denounced But I know where the deodorant aisle is sir I've been there more often than I can count   That canary in the coal mine has long since died But my Walmart like a fortress steadfastly endures It's where I buy my vegetables and meat And my super-duper organic garden manure   There are madmen marching across the parking lot They are partly fact, partly fiction…marching contradictions Chanting "THIS IS THE REAL AMERICA PEOPLE; THIS IS THE REAL AMERICA" But whatever their faults, they have a keen grasp of the human condition   The flag is flying at half-mast, it's a common sight There's a battle raging on aisle number ten The haves and the have nots haven't forgot That you shouldn't get caught on that damn deodorant aisle again   It's Walmart on a Wednesday morning